1. You insult your friends by saying... Sure, shoot me in the back Tycho, Ian, etc.
2. You rate peoples abilities in terms of 4, 5, or 6.
3. You've finally found and bought that painting of Elvis from the spaceship.
4. You understood that reference.
5. You refer to your home as a "Vault"
6. You only drink bottled water because your water chip is malfunctioning and you're afraid of radiation.
7. You've renamed your dog, Dogmeat.
8. You've bought iguana's from the pet shop just so you can eat, Iguana on a Stick.
9. You dump your girlfriend for someone named Katja.
10. You refer to multi vitamins as Rad-Away.
11. You injure yourself and immediately look for StimPacks.
12. You demand people refer to you as your character's name.
13. You drive though Southern California looking for The Secret Mutant Base...
14. You're convinced you've found the Mutant Base... Hollywood.
15. You live in Southern California and tell people you live "just south of The Boneyard..."
16. You refer to your grandfather as "The Overseer".
17. You walk in zig-zag patterns..
18. You understood that...
19. You request time off from work because, "My friend Ian died!"
20. You've send hate e-mail to Steve Jackson.
21. You have a leather jacket with one arm cut off.
22. You list Vault 13 as your address on employment applications.
23. You get really bummed when restaurants don't carry Nuko-Cola
24. You have more than 20 screenshots of your character in action.
25. You refer to your computer as, "my Pip Boy 2000".
26. You refer to the zip cartridges as "Holo-Disks".
27. You have a picture of Tandi at work.
28. You think of your talents/skills in terms of percentages.
29. You've attempted to pay for something in bottle caps.
30. You replay the game again because you've neglected some obscure S.P.E.C.I.A.L. / Perk / Tag Skill combination.
31. You expect books to disappear after you read them.
32. You've afraid to visit your doctor, because he might sell your body parts...
33. You know why...
34. You have your wife reenact your favorite fantasy, "O.K. Honey, your name is Tandi and I'm going to save you from evil Raiders... now put on the handcuffs."
35. You've still reading this list.
36. You have time to create a Web Page devoted to Fallout.
37. You get the flu and swear it's Radiation Poisoning.
38. You explore caves looking for Rad Scorpions.
39. You visit peoples homes and have this overwhelming urge to loot everything.
40. You feel guilty going to work because, "My vault is running out of drinking water."
41. You search the Yellow Pages for Bob's Used Cars.
42. You call Bob and ask to buy his Red Rider BB Gun.
43. You actually understood what that what all about.
44. You refer to your physician as "Dr. Morbid"
45. You've been banned from church for yelling out, "Bless the Holy Flame!"
46. You've thrown away mousetraps and bought a spear instead.
47. You have fantasies about Katja.
48. You have fantasies about Katja and Tandi together... >= D
49. You're friends send you on a food run and you wonder how much time you have to complete "The QUEST".
50. You throw a birthday party and put, "Happy Level 15!!!" instead of their age.
51. You go to a boxing match and are disappointed not to see someone fight a RadScopion.
52. You give your wife 40 bottlecaps for sex
53. You've given serious consideration to remodeling your house based on maps from Vault 13.
54. You've listed Tycho, Ian and Katja as character references on a job application.
55. You list "Hero of the Wastelands" as your current occupation.
56. Your therapist has classified you as "paranoid", due to your belief of a approaching Mutant army.
57. Dave Hendee sends you e-mail saying: "Stop calling and stalking me! Fallout 2 will be out later this year! Leave me alone!"
58. You have no fear of taking on 5 (real world) gang members at once. After all, you've fought Deathclaws and Super Mutants.
59. You've cooked the recipes found in the Fallout manual.
58. You've written a 2000 page screenplay called, "Fallout: The Movie".
59. You've signed, "Max Stone" on a check.
60. You feel skeptical towards any professional training system which doesn't involve killing rats or mutants.
61. You leave some important shopping for future "'til my barter skill goes higher".
62. You carry drugs with you 'cos "they're so lightweight and handy for bartering".
63. You can't find China on the map yet you know the exact longitude and latitude of all Fallout locations.
64. You try to shoot people in the eyes with toy laser guns.
65. You think you can blow half of someone away with a BB gun.
66. You've found yourself saying, "Now what would Tycho do in this situation?"
67. You think praying mantises roam in packs.
68. You think praying mantises will try to kill you.
69. You call Coca-Cola "NukaCola."
70. You are afraid of raccoons.
71. You understood that...
72. You think you have to wear a purple robe to go inside any type of temple.
73.
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