Душещипательная песня 
 
Sucks 
We like talking dirty 
We smoke and we drink 
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink 
Our music is sampled 
Totally fake 
It's done by machines 
'Coz they don't make mistakes 
We don't have no lyrics 
Our message is nil 
We hate all deejays 
They're makin' us ill 
Whatever we tell you 
Is meant to be crap 
We hate all music 
And especially rap 
We don't like Michael Jackson 
We hate Depeche Mode 
We don't care for Madonna 
Or Kylie Minogue 
KMFDM sucks! 
Our records have stickers 
With a warning from Tipper 
Cause they're no good for kids 
If we get her we'll strip her 
KMFDM forward 
The ultimate sound 
And a message from satan 
If you turn it around 
You might think we're stupid 
But we're way above it 
We don't give a shit 
And the kids just love it 
We won't sell to a major 
For a couple of bucks 
No doubt about it 
KMFDM sucks!  
 
 