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Women's English
Yes. = No. 
No. = Yes. 
Maybe. = No. 
We need. = I want. 
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. 
We need to talk. = I need to complain. 
Sure, go ahead. = I don't want you to. 
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later. 
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. 
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. 
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. 
You're so ... manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. 
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. 
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. 
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? 
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. 
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like. 
Men's English 
Yes. = Yes. 
No. = No. 
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. 
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. 
I'm tired. = I'm tired. 
Nice dress. = Nice cleavage! 
I love you. = Let's have sex now. 
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? 
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question. 
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. 
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to have sex with you in a minute. 
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by my IQ and then I'd like to have sex with you.
Stolen from  fleur_yohanga
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