любимой мною Лизе посвящается!
(и спасибо все-таки Кире за этот чудесный персонаж!)

[307x459] В колонках играет - ???
Настроение сейчас - COOOOOOL!!!

Все собранные фразы на английском, поверьте в оригинале, это звучит еще смешнее :-))

Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Jack the monkey raises his hand]

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Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around, finally some of the crew and Jack the monkey raise their hand]
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them!

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Jack Sparrow: [reading off a map] "Up is down"? Well, that's just maddenly unhelpful.

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Jack Sparrow: She's a woman scorned, the fury the like of which hell hath no.

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Captain Vallenueva: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue and shoot his tongue... and maybe trim that straggly beard of his.

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Young Boy: The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones. The seas be our's and by the powers, where we will, we'll roam...

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Jack Sparrow: Now, Will, you tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... A damsel distress? Or... whatever...
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D.! You're not really here!

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Will Turner: You left Jack to the kraken.
Elizabeth Swann: He's rescued now, it's done.
[pause]
Elizabeth Swann: I had no choice.
Will Turner: You chose not to tell me.
Elizabeth Swann: It wasn't your burden to bear.
Will Turner: But I did bear it, didn't I? I just didn't know what it was.
Elizabeth Swann: Will... you thought I loved him.
Will Turner: If you make your choices alone... how can I trust you?
Elizabeth Swann: [pause] You can't.

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Lord Cutler Beckett: They know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand.

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Lord Cutler Beckett: You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender and only most of you will die.

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Jack Sparrow: Belay that, belay that!

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Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!

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Jack Sparrow: Huh, I don't see it. It must be a tiny thing hiding behind the Pearl.

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Will Turner: If he's not your man and he's not our man, then whose man is he?

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[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.

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