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I personally respect and truly admire people, whose professions are:
doctors (they can really know all the clever words, make diagnosis and cure people). Special category here is sugreons (those who SHOULD cut)
social service workers (those who work with persons with disability)
pilots (these guys I can admire: they can fly with people and feel no fear/or they don't show their fear)
teachers ('specially in special schools)
policemen (they risk their life everyday for people who they do not know)
firefighters (the same thing as cops)
attorneys (they are rather greed, but that doesn't mean that they are useless)

Other dangerous jobs are http://www.cvtips.com/high_dangerous_jobs.html

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!!!!!SPOILER!!!!
4th season, episode 12
(the one with the circus)

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Spontaneous sex)

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind

2. I must admit, you have brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until you moved in.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you please take the knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone better than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
(Inside card) - Now that we've broken up, I think it's time that you kept your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time..
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help butwonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

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The 1st Christmas card
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Looking north towards Porter Ranch from Chatsworth
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Фотографии Sandyrella : House

That's my house.
I've just noticed that I forgot to post pics)

Bet You Didn't Know This...

~The Basics~
What is your full name?: Magdalena Veronica Wright
When is your birthday?: 26 july
Where were you born?: NYC
Do you have any siblings? How many?: yes, brother
~This or That~
McDonalds or Burger King?: KFC
Black or White?: black
Hot or Cold?: hot
Funny or Scary?: funny
Bath or Shower?: shower
Baby or Old Person?: baby
Cat or Dog?: dog
Coke or Pepsi?: coke
Rock or Rap?: country)
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Hot Tea or Iced Tea?: iced tea
Summer or Winter?: summer
Love or Money?: money
~Your Faves~
Food:: hot chicken
Alcoholic Drink:: beer
Number:: 7
TV Show:: Friends, Married with children, Samantha who
Movie:: Scary movie, Not another teen movie, Cruel intentions
Color:: blue
Candy:: cherry
Letter:: W
Singer/Rapper:: Blaine Larsen
Body Part on Opposite Sex:: shoulders
~Have You Ever...~
drank?: yes
been drunk?: yes
smoked?: yes
been beaten up?: no
beaten somebody up?: no
ever committed a crime?: no
~What is Your...~
bedtime?: 2 or 3 am
most missed memory?: school years
first thought when waking up?: Damn, I'm so late
goal for this year?: I bought a house
Who is your best friend?: Mandy
biggest weakness?: candies
biggest fear?: clowns
~What You Look for in a Guy/Girl~
Favorite Eye Color:: green
Favorite Hair Color:: dark
Height:: 6 foot or more
Style:: modern
Looks or Personality?: personality
Hot or Cute?: hot
Muscular or Skinny?: depends on a person
~Randoms~
Do you have any regrets?: no
What country do you want to visit?: Australia
Have you been to the mall lately?: yes
Do you get along w/your parents?: no
Do you like thunderstorms?: yes, when I'm at home
How do you want to die?: hmm..while sleeping
Do you want to get married?: yes
Do you want to have children?: may be
Do you have your future kids' names picked out?: Jessica, Jason
Do you hate anyone?: no
Do you want to go to college?: I was there
Do you have an tattoos?: yes
Do you have any piercings? Where?: yes
What's your most overused phrase?: Oh Fuck or Dammit

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A Farmer has three daughters, all about to go out on their first date on the same night. As they are upstairs primping, he waits at the door, shotgun in hand.
The first suitor arrives at precisely 8:00pm. He says, "Hi. My name's Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're going to catch a show. Is she ready to go?"
The farmer nods and allows them to leave.
The second suitor arrives at 8:15pm. He says, "Hi. My name's Eddie. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going out to eat spaghetti. Is she ready already?"
The farmer nods and allows them to leave.
The third suitor arrives at 8:30pm. He says, "Hi. My name's Chuck..."
The farmer shoots him.


Down south, Butch called his attorney and asked, "Is
It true theys suin' them cigarette companies fer causin'
People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Butch, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin' their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Butch."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was
gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he Graduated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin...
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"


A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli. Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Are you ready for eating turkey??))
I'm gonna spend this holiday at home with my friends. And I will cook.
(It's gonna be a long and nice day)

60 Things You Didn't Know About Me
1) Are you bored?	nope
2) What day is today?	Wednesday
3) Are you happy?	yeah, nice morning
4) Do you have a lot of friends?	yes
5) Are you close with them?	yes
6) Who do you tell everything to	hmm....May be Mandy...or Katherine
7) Is that person your best friend?	yes
8) Does your best friend call you their best friend	yes
9) Does your best friend have other best friends?	I guess
10) Do you ever fight with your best friend?	nope
11) Does your best friend know everything about you?	may be
12) Do you know everything about your best friend?	who knows))
13) Are your friends jealous of your best friend?	I don't think so
14) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?	yes
15) Do you have sex with that person?	yes
16) Are you close with your boyfriend/girlfriend?	yes
17) Do you want kids?	no
18) Do you miss being a kid?	no
19) Who was the last person to call you?	Sophie
20) Who was the last person to text you?	Randy (my bf)
21) Who was the last person to comment on your myspace page?	Ed
22) Do you have facebook?	no
23) Who was the last person to write on your facebook wall?	----
24) Which do you like better facebook or myspace?	myspace
25) Have you ever cheated?	yes
26) Have you ever been cheated on?	yes
27) Would you ever cheat?	who knows
28) Do you have any tattoos?	yes
29) Do you have any piercings?	yes
30) Do you have any regrets?	no
31) What are you wearing?	jeans & bra
32) Do you have plans for the weekend?	sure
33) will you be with your friends this weekend?	yes
34) When was the last time you were drunk	last weekend
35) Do you ever lie?

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I just noticed that I do NOT have a permanent friends. I have a lot of friends. I spend a lot of time with them. BUT when I see somebody for a 2 weeks or more, they start to annoy me. Then I take a break and start to hang out with other people. And it's not because they're boring or smth like that, I like them a lot but it's just to difficult for me to spend days discussing all the same things. And sometimes I wanna say smth like 'People, why don't you leave alone?' May be that's why I enjoy meeting new people.
Kat_Davis, d'you think it's a big problem? And am I bad?

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 A lot of characters in kids' books have it pretty good, from calling the start of the wild rumpus to ordering room service from their hotel suite. If you could be any character from children's literature, who would you be?

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