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Cabin Pressure 07-06-2011 12:37 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!


прекрасный и смешной аудио-сериал

MARTIN: - I am professional! I am the most professional pilot I know; it's just . . . well, it happens that I fly with a crew who . . . well, I'm not blaming them, it's just - [passionately] they never behave like the crews in the manuals! They don't even behave like the crews in the manuals who are the examples of crews behaving badly; they do things no manual's ever thought of!

...

ARTHUR: How about... a game of charades?

ALL: No!

ARTHUR: Oh, why not?

CAROLYN: Because, dear heart, none of us will soon forget the misery of you spending 25 minutes miming Apocalypse Now, without knowing what an apocalypse was.
 

...

 

MARTIN: But I have always wanted to be an airline captain.

DOUGLAS: Really?

MARTIN: Yes, ever since I was six.

DOUGLAS: Oh, and before that?

MARTIN: I wanted to be an aeroplane.

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DOUGLAS: Alright, Alfred Hitchcock.

MARTIN: Ooh, okay. Let’s hear it.

[bing-bong]

DOUGLAS: Hello, my name is First Officer Douglas Richardson. On behalf of the captain and myself, a warm welcome aboard this MJN flight to Qikiqtarjuaq. Just to let you know, we will be flying out from Toronto today, roughly "North by Northwest," at the "Vertigo"-inducing height of twenty thousand feet, way above "The Birds." You will already have met your purser today, Carolyn "Rebecca" "Topaz," but now, as "The Lady Vanishes" behind the "Torn Curtain" into the galley, the steward will hold you "Spellbound" with his "Notorious" demonstration of "The Thirty-Nine Steps" to a safe evacuation, though these basically boil down to three: pull the "Rope," inflate the "Lifeboat," and escape through the "Rear Window."

ну и так далее...

Что-то вроде "Трое в лодке...",  а точнее - трое разновозрастных оболтусов в одном vessel, не считая серьезной дамы, хотя ее-то считать надо, ведь она не просто dog, а alpha-dog (подробности можно найти в эпизоде "Ipswich" ).

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