Slovenia - A Friendly Place for Sports
Waking up beneath the World Cup-slopes of Slovenia makes the dudes think about if we were Sportstars instead of Deathstars. As you may know Maribor is a famous ski resort. If Deathstars were Sportstars in wintersports then the members would have had these specialties:
* Bone - Curling Prodigy
* Cat - Figure Skating Princess (female)
* Night - King of Monoski
* Whip - Bob Beast
* Skinny - Ski (nny) Jumping
Slovenia is not a country that we visit very often. We've been here for gigs a couple of times, and we always been treated amazingly well by the fans. Today we got tons of liquor, tons of glitter and boas with electric lights on them from our Croatian fans, and Enia especially. We appreciate this immensely of corpse. Boas with lights - absolutely perfect! And by the way - why can't all lights everywhere wear boas? It would be a nice picturesque view.
Skinny was out sightseing with Rickard, Roland, Roger and John. They went to a shoppingmall, got sunglasses and bought some slovenian lingerie for the opposite sex. Both bands are having their dressingrooms in a huge sportsclub. Everything circulates around sports today, which makes the members of Deathstars feel insecure, confused, fragile but happy. It is a new world opening up for them - a shiny happy world of sports. Little did they know that such a place existed.
It is strange for the dudes of destruction to meet up with friendly people in shorts, a smile on their faces and a weird kind of rackets in their hands, outside their dressingroom, saying "Hi, nice to meet you", like they actually mean it. This world of sports seems like a sect, a movement more scary than fundemantally religious people and totally unnatural. Stay away from sports! It seems devious and mindtwisting. This is a plastic dreamworld, a competedive Eldorado and a healthy breed of people in a desperate hunt for a kick of extre serotonin (use drugs instead). Are sports the toolbox of Satan, or a punishment from God? We don't know, but we are very greatful that we have Rock!
One thing that we really do appreciate with this world called Sport is that the breed practicing it seems to shower collectively! Very interesting. This is of course something that the band will adapt to their deathglam-culture and take fully advantage of after the show. A great night for a shower! Everyone in the band feels happy and excited about this.
How the members are sporting now:
* Whip is watching a Manchester United-game on TV. Finally!!!
* Skinny is developing his own poweryoga - vodka! - and you can't imagine how much energy he gets from it!
* Cat is playing pocket-tennis.
* Bone tries out badminton in the sportsclub with a roadie, and he hates it!.
* Nightmare is running to the cigarette-store. (Cheap in Slovenia!)
Tomorrow we will wake up in Budapest. We are really looking forward to that! Make sure you're there in time cause we're playing really early. Stay updated.
