Leeds... Ahhh.... After the show Jägermeister held a party for the band at a nearby club. We hung out with our friends in My Dying Bride and the fans that came to the show. Thanks for all the presents! A big thanks to the excellent bartender-girl Cat (not the member) who made the party consequent and served the vain musicians.

This band has a huge impact on people and society. We know this. Girls loose their panties to the songs, boys end up in fights, animals die and neighbors complain... It's good. Yesterday we got another receipt on how well Deathglam makes people enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. After getting the "no thanks" from Whip a teen girl went to a certain innocent guy in our supportband Marionette and started to convince him about how her lower regions could make him happier on this Good Friday-eve. He got confused, scared of the intimate moves of the opposite sex and desperately looked for his friends with fright in his eyes, but there was no one to be seen. The girl did what girls does best - suck their claws into the flesh of boys - and talked him into to move towards the nightliner. Scared he moved in an utter awe. Outside the bus the Marionette guy finally saw the light of the tunnel - Bone and Cat - and explained to them with a whispering voice, behind the back of the promiscuous girlchild, that he was a virgin, and asked them desperately to help him to get out of the nervewrecking situation. This got Bone and Cat as happy as confused (they thought: how can you be a virgin when you are in a rockband on tour?), so they basically threw the superfrightened boy and the venomous raptor of a girl into the bus, closed the door and left her to feed upon the shivering coldsweating young boyflesh. Let us just say that the guy hasn't been able to sleep all night from the excitement that the female world provides and is now walking around as a newborn MAN. After all he finally took the step into a new world and found it amazing. What can we say? Deathstars make people get laid - and loose their innocence. Also a big thank you goes out to Jesus who died this day and therefor indirectly made a girl's clamp massage the fruits of the loins of a boy.

Today we are at Leamington SPA. And it is like a SPA for the members of the band. An intriguing venue with a backstage-area inspired by some bad LSD-trip in the 80's. We are partying/relaxing in a huge mobile home that looks like it belongs in Dollywood, beside it is an enormous Smurf standing and the room is filled with horses-attractions, rockets-atractions, heavy plastic malfunctioning cars, two meter-spaceships, a deserted bar filled with ancient liquor and real fake machine-guns. In other words - it is like it was designed for Deathstars. We feel relaxed. Oh yes. Relaxed we feel. It's just like home.


What the members are doing right now:
* Cat is smoothtalking a smurf.
* Nightmare is driving a plastic car.
* Bone is riding a horse.
* Skinny is in a mobile home.
* Whip is flying a spaceship..

Happy Easter Motherfuckers!
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