> >> Once upon a time
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> In a land far away,
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> A beautiful, independent,
> >> Self-assured princess
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> Happened upon a frog as she sat
> >> Contemplating ecological issues
> >> On the shores of an unpolluted pond
> >> In a verdant meadow near her castle.
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> >> And said: " Elegant Lady,
> >> I was once a handsome prince,
> >> Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> One kiss from you, however,
> >> And I will turn back
> >> Into the dapper, young prince that I am
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> And then, my sweet, we can marry
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> And set up housekeeping in your castle
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> With my mother,
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> Where you can prepare my meals,
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> Clean my clothes, bear my children,
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> And forever feel
> >> Grateful and happy doing so.
> >> ~~ ~~~~~~
> >> That night,
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> As the princess dined sumptuously
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> On lightly saut?ed frog legs
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> Seasoned in a white wine
> >> ~~~~~~~
> >> And onion cream sauce,
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> She chuckled and thought to herself:
> >> ~~~~~~~~
> >> I don't fuckin' think so.