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Notes Aristokrata
In the Moscow subway, is V. Zhirinovsky. Vladimir Volfovich lawyer is not necessary, I ask? - I am a lawyer. - A Russian obscenities? - Are you in the moon svalilsja guy better than me none of the politicians he does not know, I Pushkin in that direction. And why are you in the subway? This dolbanny Luzhkov, here I am driven. Top such jams, he wants back into feudalism.
Roundtable. If you, the president is personally - I had asked Victor Yushchenko .- «A yak same - do not think he said. Til'ky-President mozhe porushuvati Конституцію not punished and безпідставно, kozhen gromadyanin zmozhe goals zrobiti, jak Ukrainian President camp. Stimulus not Abi yaky.
On the way to Moscow, I met L. Tolstoy. Rozgovorilis. - Levushka, tell me in friendship, how do you feel about women? Graf screw up one's eyes to the gray gimlet and smiled.
- I first freed them from serfdom, in addition to all their children, I gave her surname Tolstoy, Tolstoy .- My rod most numerous in Russia - with the dignity he continued.
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