— Name?
— Ahmed al–Rhazib.
— Sex?
— Three to five times a week.
— No, no… I mean male or female?
— Male, female, sometimes camel.
— Holy cow!
— Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
— But isn’t that hostile?
— Horse style, doggy style, any style!
— Oh dear!
— No, no! Deer run too fast.