На самом деле я хочу читать англоязычный "пикабу")) Как всегда, самое веселое - это комменты))
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Atshushi: Hey, Dazai changed all the contact names in my phone. Can you tell me who you are?
Akutagawa: What does mine say?
Atshushi: Satan.
Akutagawa: This is Akutagawa.
Atshushi: Oh I guess he didn't change this one then.
(Remus) Atsushi are you trying to summon satan?..
(In Bloom) the real question is WHY Atshushi has Akutagawa number...
(Shania) Do you really want to know?
(In Bloom) Oh God, save me from the AkuSushi shippers.
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Dazai: Three stages of life.
Dazai: Birth.
Dazai: What the fuck is this?
Dazai: Death.
(Latte) Dazai: and I'm trying to skip that middle step
(Loka) Дазай точно не россиянин?
А это просто красиво...
Want to adopt this wild kitten and feed him with sweet pancakes