Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
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> smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the
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> end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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> Arlene: What in the hell is that?
> Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> Arlene: Where did you get it?
> Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
> The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
> (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
> brand of condom she prefers.
>'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist
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> fainted.