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Из правил Oxford Union, знаменитого оксфордского общества студенческих дебатов, основанного в 1823 г.

The Rules, Standing Orders, and Special Schedules of the Oxford Union Society

Rule 51: Dogs

Any Member introducing or causing to be introduced a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of £5 inflicted by the Treasurer. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. Any animal entering on Police business shall be deemed to be a wombat.

(ржунимагу - так, вроде, надо говорить?)