Блуждая по сети в вечном поиске, наткнулась на такой текст (это не я написала – все ПОДЛИННО).

Sincerest and most groveling apologies, O Honoured Visitor, but
the item you seek does not appear to be here. Not even under the cushions --
I checked.

May I timourously suggest that you check the path that brought you to
this pass? It is possible that a disreputable and scurrilous scoundrel
of a page has misinformed you. Or perhaps we deleted the item by accident or
design.

We offer a
thousand pardons
for our inability to satisfy your whimsy. We are desolated by our failure.

This has been a recording. No animals, humans, trees, or
other terrestrial or non-terrestrial carbon-based lifeforms were harmed
in the composition of this recording. Only electrons, and they-ve already
recovered from the experience.
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