Смотрю Fight Club. Наверное, это один из моих самых любимых фильмов. И цитаты там хорошие. Например (буду писать по-английские, так они лучше звучат):

Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?

Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Narrator: A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.

Narrator: You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Narrator: You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

Tyler Durden: We are all part of the same compost heap.

Tyler Durden: Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...

[about Tyler splicing frames of pornography into family films]
Narrator: So when the snoody cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
[the audience is watching the film, the pornography flashes for a split second]
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden: A nice, big, cock...
[several audience members look rattled, a little girl is crying]
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
 

А где-то в Кузьминском парке идет фест. Бесплатный... Бля а я полдня потратил на хуйню...