Dear *** Virginia…

I can’t *** hold my *** anger any *** longer. Although you are *** executive editor I *** bet you could remember couple *** things, next *** time you *** decide to *** write me.

*** Rule #1: Please *** read my e-mail before you *** answer, and preferably two *** times, as turned out you *** need that second *** time.
*** Rule #2: Please *** open the *** attachments if you *** asked to compare them. It is actually *** easy, I *** know that your *** finger able to *** click the *** button two *** times.

Elena.

PS You are *** kidding yourself, if you think I am going to make the new *** cover from a *** scratch, when we *** agreed already on one more than a month ago, and especially now when the *** due *** date is on next *** Friday, and you *** changed your *** mind.



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Dear Fucking Virginia…

I can’t Fucking hold my Fucking anger any Fucking longer. Although you are Fucking executive editor I Fucking bet you could remember couple Fucking things, next Fucking time you Fucking decide to Fucking write me.

Fucking Rule #1: Please Fucking read my e-mail before you Fucking answer, and preferably two Fucking times, as turned out you Fucking need that second Fucking time.
Fucking Rule #2: Please Fucking open the Fucking attachments if you Fucking asked to compare them. It is actually Fucking easy, I Fucking know that your Fucking finger able to Fucking click the Fucking button two Fucking times.

Elena.

PS You are fucking kidding yourself, if you think I am going to make the new Fucking cover from the Fucking scratch, when we Fucking agreed already on one more than a month ago, and especially now when the Fucking due Fucking date is next Fucking Friday, and you Fucking changed your Fucking mind.