Just in case you ever got the two mixed up.
Let's compair, analyse and make a correspondent conclusions:

IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in
an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you
pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no
work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out..
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside
bars
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!!