Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.
Luigi's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"