A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The
man said to the dentist:
"Doctor, I'm in one hell of a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car
waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about
the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done
with it - I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic
to work!

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--this
sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth
without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which
tooth hurts."