A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport with 2 large bags. The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with money in different currencies.
The agent asks the passenger, "How did you get all this money?"

The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, went into public restrooms. Each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, "donate money to Israel or I'll cut off your balls."

The customs agent is stunned and mumbles: "Well...
that's a unique and very interesting story... what do you have in the other bag?"

The man says, "You wouldn't believe how many people in Europe don't support Israel."