ну я ещё решил написать парочку лимериков авторства эдварда лира...

There was an Old Person of Ewell,
Who chiefly subsisted on gruel;
But to make it more nice,
He inserted some mice,
Which refreshed that Old Person of Ewell.
O, won't you come up, come all the way up,
Come all the way up to Limerick!

There was an old person of Fife,
Who was greatly disgusted with life;
They sang him a ballad
And fed him on salad,
Which cured that old person of Fife.
O, won't you come up, come all the way up,
Come all the way up to Limerick!

There was an old man in a barge,
Whose nose was exceedingly large;
But in fishing by night
It supported a light,
Which helped that old man in a barge.
O, won't you come up, come all the way up,
Come all the way up to Limerick!