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fromom Howard
to:Kerrang
sent:January 25,2005
subject:ABOUT ME

1.HEY,HOWS THINGS?
>>Alright thanks.

2.WHERE ARE YOU AND WHAT CAN YOU SEE OUT OF THE WINDOW?
>>Sitting here in Adelaide and what i can see is what looks like a British winter.It actually looks like a British winter cos its pissing it down with rain.

3.WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH?
>>A bit of salad.

4.WHAT RUMOUR WOULD YOU LIKE TO START ABOUT YOURSELF?
>>That i can fly helicopters.I'm learning,so i'll probably walk in to a bar and go,"Yeah,I can fly".Which i can't.

5.WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE A GIRL FOR A DAY?
>>Just hang out in the shower.

6.WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
>>You've got to be happy with who you are,but i'd like to be more expressive.

7.WHAT'S YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY?
>>I thinks its all about doing it in strange places.I've never got around to doing it in a plane.Sneaking off in a plane and getting it on while you're flying.

8.WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOY/GIRLFRIEND?
>>Someone whos's got their own laugh;i'm really attracted to women who can really laugh.I think a lot of personality comes out in someones laugh. I think you can tell a lot about a person.

9.WHAT ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH?
>>Thinking about music.

10.WHAT WOULD SURPISE PEOPLE ABOUT YOU?
>>That i'm actually an arsehole.

11.WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK WITH?
>>Jimi Hendrix.He was just such a cool guy;the way he played,how he seemed to be in his personal life or whenever he was being interviewed,he just seemed like a really cool cat.

12.WHAT WAS THE LAST LIE YOU TOLD?
>>I think i lie every day about small things.

13.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SWEAR WORD?
>>C**T. (от автора поста: он имел ввиду CUNT ....ну...вобщем сами переведите:))

14.WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
>>'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen.

15.(FINISH THIS SENTENCE)HAPPINESS IS......
>>Being in love and sitting on a beach in the Caribbean.