Drink coffee... do stupid things faster and with more energy

Start each day with a smile and get it out of the way

I'm only wearing black until they make something darker

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things

You can't scare me - I have a two year old

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. A woman must do what he can't.

Nothing ruins good parenting like teenagers

Still young enough to know everything

Even if the voices are not real, they have some pretty good ideas.

My other body is in the shop

Everyone is born right handed. Only the gifted overcome it.

I'm the quiet neighbor who aways kept to himself.

Always being right is an awesome responsibility.

I've seen normal. It ain't pretty.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

The second thing to go is the mind. I can't remember what the first thing is.

Your opinion although interesting is irrelevant

Who are you and why are you reading my shit?