40 Things Not To Say Before Sex,
1. Ok... so do i pay you now or after
2. wait let me get my girlfriend to join.
3. I dont feel like using a condom
4. I have aids
5. So what's your name again?
6. let me get the blow torch
7. I Hope you don't taste like your sister
8. How long is this gonna take?
9. I have dinner at 7:00 with my wife so if you could hurry it up that would be great
10. Like 15 minutes ago, I took the biggest, longest shit of my life, allowing it to extend far above the water in my throne. God damn it was groovy.
11. Crap the dog is looking
12. wow....last night my cum was green
13. dont forget, his name is bubba
14. did you take a shower today you smell like crap
15. i dont really look like liza manelli do i?
16. You wouldn't happen to have any viagra would you?
17. wait a minute, that says Vick's not Vaseline
18. which one is the vagina?
19. This isn't where I parked my car...
20. and take your teeth out this time
21. hope you dont mind that i havent showered in 3 months, im going for a record
22. Dont move too fast, I've got the shits.
23. MY PENIS where did it go!
24. Before we do this, I want to know if they are real or silicone?
25. So I can put it in your ass, right?
26. Can you ask your grandmother to leave the room?
27. Don't tell mommy, okay?
28. Would you mind if my mommy stayed in the room with us?
29. i know you're my sister but we dont look anything alike
30. hey i remember you your my cousin
31. im gonna sleep, you can do whatever you want.
32. is that clean?
33. are you sure this goes there?
34. hey you look like that fat chick i went to high school with ha ha she was sooooo ugly
35. Who fucks first?
36. It's usually bigger.....
37. Don't worry if it's yellow.
38. Where is that stripper at?
39. Mind if I turn on a porn while we do it?
40. I hope my girlfriend doesn't come home early.