I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
  She was, like, all "ehhhh"
  And I was, like, "whatever!"
  
  Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
  "Hey, aren't you that dude?"
  And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
  
  So later I'm at the pool hall
  And this girl comes up
  And she's, like, "awww"
  And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
  
  Cuz this is my
  United States of Whatever!
  And this is my
  United States of Whatever!
  And this is my
  United States of Whatever!
  
  And then it's three A.M.
  And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
  This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
  I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
  
  Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
  Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
  "Hey, I thought I told you..."
  And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
  
  And then up comes Zafo
  I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
  He's, like, "nothin'"
  And I'm, like, "that's cool."
  
  Cuz this is my
  United States of Whatever!
  And this is my
  United States of Whatever!