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| Viva la Vita is a radioactive squirrel!! |
| How to make a Viva la Vita |
| Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 5 parts humour 5 parts |
| Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
| Vita may explode without warning |
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| How to make a Vita |
| Ingredients: 5 parts anger 5 parts ambition 1 part empathy |
| Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
| "ACHTUNG! |
| Nanna Vita may actually be a spider-human hybrid |
| How to make a Nanna Vita |
| Ingredients: 1 part mercy 1 part self-sufficiency 1 part joy |
| Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge! |