
you know you're too stressed when:
...relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
...you can hear mimes.
...you keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you are the only one in the room.
...David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey! Can I film you?"
...you and Reality file for divorce.
...you begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
...you believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
...things become "Very Clear."