Сидит Коля у ворот
и не пляшет, не поет.
Он сидит ни бэ, ни мэ -
одна ебля на уме

1.
Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"

2.
Little Nickie is very sad:
doesn"t want to ride moped,
doesn"t want to ride his horse
wants to have an intercourse.