Q: There is a 100 dollar bill lying in the
street. Who would pick it up, an intelligent
man? An intelligent woman? or Santa? and
Why?

A: The intelligent woman (duh!), The other
two don't exist.


A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training
session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a
good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to
bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
So, honey, how was the trip?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present?
what I asked for: the English girl?!
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few
months to see if its a girl !!!

WANTED

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.


Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the
mall, ran to the toy store, and said to the shop assistant, "How much is that
Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she said, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph ased, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture


Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive

And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!