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5th grade teacher: Today for our celebrity Spelling Bee, we have a special guest, class.... please welcome the members of Good Charlotte!!!!

::Class applauds as Joel, Benji, Billy, and Paul in a Tutu enters class room::

Teacher: ::glances at Paul nervously:: AHEM, then we have this gay poor homeless dude who drums for Wakefield....

Class: ::silence as Aaron runs into the room with a HUGE smile on his face::

Aaron: ::nervously looks away when he realizes no one is clapping:: uh... hey you guys....

Voice in back of class: you suck!!!!

Teacher: AHEM!!! stop that Johnny! just cuz Aaron lives off of welfare and wastes our taxes doesn't mean we have the right to pick on him....

Johnny: yes it does!!! he's poor!!!

Teacher: um...moving along... so, tell me what you guys do for a living....

Joel: omg, bizzotch, yo ass krazzee!!! I bust out mad flowz for GC and pimp da hoes to support Billy's $800 a day crack habit!!!

Teacher: ::a little concerned:: um... Mr. Combs....

Joel: BIZZOTCH!!! you call me by my last name ONE MORE TYME, Ima bust a cap in yo fat white ass!!!!!!

Teacher: Benji! please tell your brother to stop using unacceptable language in my classro... .. um... BENJI!?

::sees Benji in the back of the class making out with Lou-Lou::

Teacher: OH MY GAWD!!! Dear Lord!!!! Mr. Benji, get your hands OFF of that child!!! She's only 10 years old!!!

Benji: ahhhh sheit! but she told me she was 18!!! ::pouts::

Teacher: Anyways! Mr. Billy.... um. Where are you Billy?!

Joel: ahhh sheit! da skinny bizzotch done turned sideways again!!! Billy! get cho white ass out here!

::spots Billy in the back of classroom petting a hamster and holding it to his ear::

Billy: hey squeaky... uh huh... ok... ::surprised:: what's that?! you wanna be free? ok squeaky! lets do this!!!

::Billy runs over to classroom window, opens it, and hurls hamster out::

Billy: bye squeaky!!! fly, FLY far FAR away!!!!

::classroom quiets down. everyone hears the helpless squeaking of a hamster, then a SQUISH as it's tender body hits the ground below. it gives one final squeak as it dies......::

Billy: ::looks out window, then breaks down and cries:: Oh my gawd!!! I killed squeaky!! its all my fault!!! oh well! I least I still have this.... ::pats pocket:: OH GOD!!! where's mah crack!! no0o0o0oo0o0o0o0oo0!!!!!!!

::Billy hurls himself out the same window...... ::THUD! as his skinny bony ass hit the ground::

Billy: ow, that shit hurt yo. ::climbs back thru window..... ::looks around embarrassed::

Billy: uh... so... anyways...... wut..... um.. wut wuz going on?

::Aaron in the back stealing snacks from the kid's lunchboxes::

Teacher:: ::sigh:: ::muttering:: wut a bunch of lunatics.......

::Paul busts into the room with an unzipped fly::

Paul: dude, no one told me the janitor was gay! dude, I wanna go to school here!!!

Teacher: OK! enough! lets get on with the spelling bee so they can send you friggin' morons back to the facility!!!

Joel: yo, wut did I tell yo ass bizzotch!? I aint no fuckin' moron, you mutha......

::Paul grabs Joel's ass::

Joel: faggot, get OFF me!!!! I aint like dat G! I don't told yo fruity ass!!! DIZZAM!!!

::Paul runs over to a far corner in embarrassment::

Joel: ANYWAYZ! beotch, get cho gay ass sheit ova wit so I can go pimp dese trix fo $80 bux an hour, ya heard!?

Teacher: oh dear lord...... ::takes out cards:: ok, Billy, you first, spell "happiness"

Billy: ::thinx for a minute:: "h-a-p" um..... uh... "piness"

Benji: dude! you didn't spell the whole word! you just spelled "hap" then said "piness"

Billy: I know!!!!!! I KNOW!!!!! I'm illiterate!!! WHAAAAAAA!!!!! ::sniffle:: I didn't even finish high school!!!!!! ::whimpering:: I just sed I did so I would look like a BIG BOI! ::smiles contently::

Teacher: um, ok.... this kid OBVIOSLY has some issues.... ok, Joel... spell "dog"

Joel: thaz easy teach... DOG "b-i-z-z-i-o-t-c-h" DOG

Teacher: uh... that is INCORRECT Joel.....

Joel: naw bitch, don't make me bust out mah thugs on yo fat ass... damn mutha.....

Benji: shuttup Joel! you dumbass! THIS is how you spell it.... DOG "r-u-f-f" DOG!

Joel: Naw B, you's da dumbass! daz how dem bitches sound!!!! Aaaaah yea, sucka!!! ::breaks into song:: WHO LET DA DOGZ OUT!!! ::ruff ruff ruff::

::Classroom barks in unison with him::

Teacher: ok! MOVING ON! Joel, that was wrong........

::Joel mumbles cuss words to himself::

Teacher: Benji, spell "DAD"

Benji: ooooh, thaz easy! "d-i-c-k"

Teacher: uh, that is incor.....

Joel: NO! NO! its spelled "l-a-z-y b-i-t-c-h w-h-o d-o-n-t p-a-y c-h-i-l-d s-u-p-o-p-o-r-t" you stoopid white boi!

Benji: damn Joel, don't be so hard on dad! he only tried to rape us twice!!! well, YOU three times, but me just twice! ::smiles happily::

Teacher: oh my gawd!!!! you guyz are scary as hell!!!!

::Aaron comes back, pockets stuffed with teddy grahams and fruit roll-ups::

Teacher: um, Aaron.......are those our Snack Tyme Snackies!?

Aaron: uh...no...I've.....um......always had these!

Teacher: errr......ok.... um. so, Aaron... spell the word "homeless"

Aaron: hey, that shit ain't funny!!! what's a brotha gotta do to earn so respect round here?! i only get food stamps twice a week! i mean, come on!!!

Teacher: ::sigh:: obviously, this isn't going anywhere....

::teacher looks down::

Teacher: oh my gawd! Billy just took a shit on the floor!!! holy fuck, i quit!!!!

::teacher runs out of classroom and sees Paul and the janitor making out in the broom closet......::

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