: If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

.: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way,
when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

.: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

.: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will
sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

.: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

.: If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

.: Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

.: Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

.: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in
your pocket.

.: A closed mouth gathers no foot.

.: Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

.: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

.: Never miss a good chance to shut up.

.: We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our bum... Then things get
worse.

.: Never, under no circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same
night.

.: There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

.: There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal
about your birthday... around age of 11.

.: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.  F.E. SIGNATURE up Sergey
Sirotkin, freelance translator