Под катом текст на пиндосском с блога scared-i-scream о том, как она по моей милости стала героиней бабского ток-шоу на тему "Замуж за иностранца", а я по своей доброте душевной сидела на первом ряду в массовке как самая красивая (и это не моё раздутое эго, это правда было так, аудитория массовки - "кому за 50") тупо тянула лыбу и аплодировала в нужных местах.

Gettin married

"Lera, call this #!!" that was the msg from my good friend, Sardonic. So I didn't hesitate much before dialing the number. A man picked up and he struck me with the question:

- Do you want to get married to a foreigner?
- Ohm… eehm… is it… a proposal?
- Well, actually, your friend told us you wanted to take part in the talk-show. The subject is "Getting married to a foreigner"

He gave me the address and asked to be there on time before I had a chance to refuse. I called my friend.

- What the **%@# ??!!
- Lera, you've been to the US and I don't have time for this talk show, but they needed someone. Come on! It's not that hard…

So, I'm roaming about the studio at 12 p.m. next morning waiting for the show to begin and having no clue what I'll be talking about. The other two girls – also the guests of the program seemed to be pretty nervous and I asked one of them if she was for or against those marriages. "They told me I'm against" was the answer. Terrific! Thinking logically I must have been for. The third girl was running the "matrimonial agency", we talked a little in the make-up room before they began shooting.

It only took 30 minutes, I made up a nice speech, my mike didn't electrocute me, I didn't fall down on entering the room, in other words I didn't do anything which is so habitual of me. It was just boring… and I thought:

"Gosh, when we are watching this bullshit on TV we seldom think that these people on the screen are not experts. Not even actors – just some random people, and that's it!"

Leaving the studio I noticed those two "guests" exchanging their cellphone numbers… Probably the one that was "against marriages to foreigners" decided to apply to that other girl's agency… lol.

p.s.: Sardonic, I simply love you! If someone ever asks me to take part in a show like that with the subject "101 ways of cooking the human being's body", I'll give him your number saying you're an expert! 10 minutes of glory will be worth that… haha and you'll be famous, join the club!



Местами утрировано, но в целом атмосферу передаёт.