> >    "Hello?"
> >
> >
> >
> >    "Hi honey.
> >
> >
> >
> >    This is Daddy.
> >
> >    Is Mommy near the phone?"
> >
> >
> >
> >    "No Daddy.
> >
> >
> >
> >    She's upstairs in the bedroom
> >
> >    with Uncle Paul."
> >
> >
> >
> >    After a brief pause,
> >
> >
> >
> >    Daddy says,
> >
> >
> >
> >    "But honey,
> >
> >    you haven't got
> >    an Uncle Paul."
> >
> >
> >
> >    "Oh yes I do,
> >
> >    and he's upstairs in the room
> >
> >    with Mommy,
> >
> >    right now."
> >
> >
> >
> >    Brief Pause.
> >
> >
> >
> >    "Uh, okay then,
> >
> >    this is what I want you to do.
> >
> >
> >
> >    Put the phone
> >    down on the table,
> >
> >    run upstairs
> >
> >    and knock on the bedroom door
> >
> >    and shout to Mommy
> >
> >    that Daddy's car
> >
> >    just pulled into the driveway."
> >
> >
> >
> >    "Okay Daddy,
> >
> >    just a minute."
> >
> >
> >
> >    A few minutes later
> >
> >    the little girl comes back to the phone.
> >
> >
> >
> >    "I did it Daddy."
> >
> >
> >
> >    "And what happened honey?"
> >
> >    he asked.
> >
> >
> >
> >    "Well, Mommy got all scared,
> >
> >    jumped out of bed
> >
> >    with no clothes on
> >    and ran around screaming.
> >
> >
> >
> >    Then she tripped over the rug,
> >
> >    hit her head on the dresser
> >
> >    and now she isn't moving at all!"
> >
> >
> >
> >    "Oh my God!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >    What ab out your Uncle Paul?"
> >
> >
> >
> >    "He jumped out of the bed
> >
> >    with no clothes on, too.
> >
> >
> >
> >    He was all scared
> >    and he jumped out of the back window
> >
> >    and into the swimming pool.
> >
> >    But I guess he didn't know
> >
> >    that you took out the water
> >
> >    last week to clean it.
> >
> >
> >
> >    He hit the bottom of the pool
> >
> >    and I think he's dead."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >    ***Long Pause***
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >    ***Longer Pause***
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >    ***Even Longer Pause***
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >    Then Daddy says,
> >
> >
> >
> >    "Swimming pool? . . .
> >
> >
> >
> >    Is this
> >
> >    486-5731?"
> >