Why American men suck ...
14-08-2008 05:12
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один американец думал, что русские девушки любят американских парней... пришлось объяснить ему, почему это не так...
There are exceptional individuals in every nation - and i know a few nice american men, however, most often when we talk about "americans" or "russians" we talk about the majority, not those exceptions, right? so, the majority of American men are:
1. - ignorant, even the educated ones (one guy told me that people in Spain are not white...cuz they speak spanish... and apparently everybody who speaks spanish is latino ... can u be more dumb?)
- reluctant to learn about the world, even about their neighbors - so many americans live right on the border with southern part of canada (Detroit, MI vs windsor, Ontario) and yet when they cross over they expect to see snow, mountains and polar bears... good luck...
2. like indoors too much - bowling, pool, clubs, bars, karaoke, indoor tennis, gym, indoor sports... that's where the imagination ends... anybody ever thought why americans are the fattest nation in the world? dudes, get out, put your face under the sun and fresh air, go swim in the pond - those bacteria are not gonna eat ya! and those mushrooms that grow in the forest - yeh, u can eat them too, just like some other stuff that is actually good for your health...
3. trust everything u see on the news... if Bush said that Russia attacked Georgia then so be it! who cares about US supporting Georgia in bombing Ossetin villages and killing russian peace keepers - that has to be a lie (cuz Bush says so)
4. very often forget about morals (if you don't have sex on the third date it's not worth the time or something like that)...
5. have low sexual endurance... no comments here...pure statistics... google... (and don't claim you want to get laid unless u can keep it up long enough)
6. helpless or one sided... like if a guy is in IT, he does not know how to change oil and air filters and do small maintenance in his car... and if a guy is in Business, he has no idea how change RAM, hard drive and dvd burner in his pc... (this is when russian women come to rescue)
7. claim they don't drink as much vodka as Russian, thus, after those young adults have a few shots you have to watch them "drunk" all night or drag them home, cuz they can't stand anymore...
8. claim they like European girls more, but don't realize that they' re simply in denial... learn to love your own women!
i can continue the list, but... one or the other thing you are going to find in a typical American guy...just look closer...
and... European men are not prefect...but they are universal... if a dude has a PhD, he will be able to disassemble or put together a motorcycle at least, upgrade his computer, drink a bottle of vodka, carry his girl back home and make love to her up to six times that night...
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