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H.A.M.

“This band are nothing but a f***ing copy!”
~ Ville Valo on H.A.M. 


 

His Annoying Music 
 
Origins - Finland 
Years Active 1993—present 
Genre(s) - Alternative rock ,Metal, Opera
Labels - Helsinki Music Company,Cheap Rip-Off Records 
Members:

Valle Vilo
Likko Mindström
Pakko Miananen
Robbie Williams
Kaka "Fart" Mirppinen
Chewbacca 




H.A.M. which stands for His Annoying Music is a rock band from Finland often accused of being a cheap rip-off of another local band named H.I.M.. It was originally formed by a guy named Valle Vilo after he wrote a song about being pissed off by Indian telemarketers and decided to release it as a single. The song was an instant hit on the charts and even became more annoying than the notorious Crazy Frog. Seeing how annoying his music could be, Vilo got a bunch of his mates together and decided to form a band. They have released six full-length albums to date, all recorded outside a professional recoring studio hence the buzzy quality of their songs.




History

One day a man named Vale Villo was sitting at home listening to H.I.M. when he received a call from a telemarketer. Irritated that a telemarketer should call him at such hour, Vilo decided he'd write a song, because that's what people do when they get pissed off, THEY WRITE SONGS. Having written his song, titled The Funeral of Callcentres Vilo released it and it became a hit on the charts as well as the most annoying song in the country. After realising the agonisingly annoying effect his music possessed, Vilo invited some of his musician friends over to his place to form a proper band. Eventually deciding on H.A.M. as their name, with H.A.M. being an acronym for His Annoying Music, the band recorded their debut album using nothing but a cheap microphone on Vilo's home computer. 

Band Members

H.A.M. is composed of a group of very fine and accomplished musicians. The current lineup for H.A.M. is as follows: 
Valle Vilo: lyricist, lead vocals, guitar. 
Likko Mindström: Bass guitar, drug dealing, back-up vocals. 
Pakko Miananen: Guitar, mind-control, kitten huffing, cannibalism. 
Robbie Williams: Sex appeal, stripping, back-up vocals. 
Kaka "Fart" Mirppinen: Drums, flatulence. 
Chewbacca: weird noises. 
Oscar Wilde: To have sex with Robbie Williams. 
Bill Clinton: I did not have sex with that women ? Who the hell is Robbie Williams. 

Discography


Greatest Hate Songs Vol. 333 (1997) 
Roasting Romance (1999) 
Deep Sh*tholes and Brilliant Hallucinogens (2001) 
Hate Metal (2003) 
Pork Beef (2005) 
Pluto Dupe (2007) 

Animal Cruelty

H.A.M. have been reportedly involved in the promotion of animal cruelty after the media caught wind of them recording the sounds of tortured livestock for the song Rip Out the Wings of a Chicken for their Pork Beef album. After the recording of the album, the farm owner was found bound and gagged in his farmhouse. This scandal is reminiscent of what H.I.M. did during the recording of their song Rip Out the Wings of a Butterfly in which a butterfly collector was bound and gagged in a similar manner whilst the band tortured her butterflies by ripping out their wings. 



H.A.M.-A-Gram

 


 

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