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A man waits in line to Western Union office to exchange some money. A Japanese lady (JL) starts a quarell with a clerk.
JL: How come I got 200 hundred dollars for a thousand of yens yesterday but only 180 today?
C: Fluctuations, miss.
JL: Oh! Fuck you, white people, too!
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt."
The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?"
The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"
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