-they look like they are 500 years old. at least. all of them. is it in the job description? *vacancy-main library, must be reliable, honest, undead zombie. universtity degree preferable*

-they dont let you listen to music in the library

-they charge me munny every time i forget to bring the book back

-they squeel at me every time i lose book

-they look like they would like to taste your spleen

-i have too much contact with them

-they know too much-scares me