hello diary,

sorry ive been away, but im on holiday and far too busy seeing places, meeting relatives and being forcefully stuffed full of nice food. oh and buying cards and presents for those not on holiday, so they dont get pissed off with me on arrival and bite my head off or something. having your head off is kind of detrimental to your health i think. or in any case not very pleasant.

im in a net cafe now, and its full of techno and teenagers playing counter strike, sad bastids that they are. no change from britain there. cant get hold of anyone interesting to talk to.

but all in all, life is goooood. would have been better if my grandad didnt have interesting and revolutionary ideas about human anatomy that are radically different from everyone else's, as i keep trying to convince him otherwise, but hes having none of it.

anyways, im gonna go have another dinner :P