last night i went through the contents of my dear old handbag (also known as The Black Hole). i discovered the following:

-about a kilo of bus tickets
-a make up bag which got considerably lighter after minim00 threw the most antique items out

- emboidery kit

- sets of keys for 3 different houses

- a small bottle of lavender oil

- a calculator

- a small pharmacy

- 2003 diary complete with old leaves and buttercup flowers

- 2004 diary

- a complete collection of bitchy letters from my tutor

- 2 years academic work

- 5 pieces of fruit and veg

- a small nuclear device