misterious things as it turns out. x years in education and it turns out im bloody useless at everything, unless you need to give someone a suppository or a bed bath.

the options are as follows:

-till monkey job.... been there done that dont particularly want to do it anymore

-office job. i know how to turn on a pc, and how to make tea, so may be worth a try. sensible clothes and manicure are gonna be a problem however.

-translating. really good money. unfortunately an ablity to actually translate things might be necessary.

-lesbain pr0n. can be arranged apparently. but im not that kind of girl. dont you know.

*sigh*