муж время от времени засылает мне доказательства своей любви, которые мне даже лень прочитать.
Я , в свою очередь , время от времени развешиваю пиздюли, чтоб не расслаблялся.

Ибо, такова селяви, чем меньше мы. - тем больше нас.
Да и менталитет...разный.
Русская традиция, говорю я,
садо-мазо,
натягивая ежовые рукавицы ,
доставая кнут и пряник,
и наступая каблуком ему на голову.

Lady! I’m your knight in shining armor and I love you!
You have made me what I am and I am yours.
My love! There’s so many ways I want to say, “I love you.”
Let me hold you in my arms forever more.
You have gone and made me such a fool.
I ‘m so lost in your love.
And oh, we belong together.
Won’t you believe in my song?
Lady! For so many years, I thought I’d never find you.
You have come into my life and made me whole.
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear.
In my eyes, I see no one else but you.
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes I’ll always want you near me.
I’ve waited for you for so long.
Lady! Your love’s the only love I need.
and Beside me is where I want you to be.
Cause my love there’s something I want you to know.
You’re the love of my life. You’re my lady!