A man goes to the doctor and says
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
Clever Doctor
A woman went to see the doctor about her weight and said , “Have you got any dieting remedies or anything that can help me loose weight?”
The doctor replies, “Yes we do, all you need to do is shake your head from left too right?”
She says, “WOW that’s amazing, um… when do I do it?”
The doctor says, “Next time your ordered food.”

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