К сожалению - для англоязычных, но таких, как я понимаю - большинство, если не все 100%. Есть верные наблюдения:

Trying To Dress An Active Child
Is Like Trying To Thread A Sewing
Machine While It's Running.

Cleaning Your House While The Kids Are
At Home Is Like Trying To Shovel The
Driveway During A Snowstorm.

Kids Really Brighten A Home.
They Never Turn Of Any Lights.

An Alarm Clock Is For People That
Don't Have Any Small Kids.

Вот это - ниже мне особенно понравилось!

Shouting To Make Your Child Obey Is
Like Using The Horn To Steer Your Car.