We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

Hipsters liked neutrinos before they arrived.

If that #neutrino is faster than light does that explain why physicists never saw it coming?

A neutrino walks into a bar, to smoke, and the bartender says, “need a light?” The neutrino replies, ” I am already one step ahead of you.”

After neutrino incident, Moody’s downgrades Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity from AAA to AA+.

Something exceeds the speed limit in Italy, and somehow this is news?