WHAT ARE THE NAKED WOMEN SHOULD AND WHY?
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I read your magazine for a long time and decided to make a joke for writing. Do not think that I'm some kind of kid or dork. No, I'm a grown man and my children are already grown up.
It so happened that Friday is our bath day. We live in a private house, so "to the bathhouse" to us every Friday after work someone comes. That colleagues, then friends, then relatives, then my, then my wives. Always fun.Women go to the bath after us. We parimsya-wash, and then shish kebabs or ears, while the wife there by all sorts of procedures of coloring and rejuvenation are engaged.
This Friday with fellow peasants they started talking, word for word, and argued that naked women would cover first of all, if suddenly men would enter the bath-house.
What do you think?
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I won, because I have already faced this many times.
Checked. We go in the bath. We open the door to the therma. Women five and all, as one, in the first place did not cover the pubis, but the chest !! CHEST!!! Although two hands and could cover one's chest, and the second pubis. No, they clasp themselves with both hands and cover their breasts!
There is no need to be a great philosopher and psychologist to explain the reason.
A woman always takes care of her offspring first and hides the power source.
And I noticed, if somewhere a married couple and suddenly there is a naked woman suddenly on the beach, for example, not on a nudist, but on the usual, and you know what wives do in this situation?
That's right, they turn a blind eye to their peasant!
Some drag in the other direction, some even try to beat if a man resists the actions of his wife.
But husbands, if there was somewhere on the horizon someone else's naked man, do not react to their wives.Well, the naked idiot runs around and runs around. Run and run away.
And if the women break into the bath, the peasants also do not react in any way.
Or react?
And an anecdote on this topic: In a bath German, French and Russian are washing. Suddenly, a wall falls separating the male and female branches of the bath, and the oil painting ... (with her arms over her head): - Oh! Frenchwoman (covering her hands with the bottom): - Ah! Russian (spreading his hands in the sides): - Well, .. you are your mother!
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