5 HILARIOUS ANECDOTES ON THE TOPIC - "HUSBAND AND WIFE"
The woman's husband died. She went to a spiritualistic session, to talk with the spirit of her husband:
- How are you there?"It's all right, do not worry."
"Are you better off there than with me?"
- Yes, much better.
Wife is offended:
- Yes, of course: paradise is a paradise ...
- What is paradise ?? I'm in hell!
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- Darling, the cheese is over!
- It is necessary to speak not "ended", but I ate all the cheese. " Responsibility must be borne, dear responsibility ...
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If the wife complains to you with tears that she gave you her best years - thus, it seems to confirm that the years with you really were the best!
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Today it was exactly 5 years since I got married!
And it all started with the fact that I noticed her in one of the buses of our city and began to look at her intently. Nothing would have happened if she had not approached me with the words:
- A young man, I'm not a museum exhibit! Not only can I look at you!
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Mom, what to do My husband gives me a child only for feeding. He himself bathes, walks, changes diapers, swings at night, his son does not have another month! I almost do not see a child what to do with my husband?
- Do not scare!
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- Father, yesterday my wife came to you to confess ... Tell me, she does not change me?
- This is the secret of confession, you are our deer, so calm down and go in peace ...
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Posted on 1/13/2018 at 9:39 PM