[262x400]I never knew so many people found my conversation so enjoyable. People keep calling me or dropping in on me as if they actually felt I was someone with a modicum of skill in making human organism feel pleasant in my company. This wouldn't be so bad if I weren't so busy, and especially if didn't find mostly all of these people so repellant. It's like having your bodily waste crawl back up the sewage pipes to tell you how much it still wants to be in your bowels.

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I'm unpredictable as the nervous park squirrel!

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I hope you ejoyed this fine comic masterpiece. If you did not enjoy it, they will stick the tubes into my head to find out why I failed.

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You think that if you stop doing something that defined you as a person, that maybe, you cease to be that person?

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– It seems I must murder your family.
– I already did, just to spite you.