Raj: You’re being unreasonable. Why can’t I have a desk?

Sheldon: Our collaboration is a work of the mind. We don’t need desks.

Raj: You have a desk.

Sheldon: Correct.

Raj: But I can’t have one.

Sheldon: You’re two for two.

Leonerd: Why can’t he have a desk Sheldon?

Sheldon: Oh lord! Will this day never end? As I’ve repeatedly explained to Dr. Koothrappali, who’s ability to comprehend the American idiom fails him when it’s convenient, there is absolutely no money in my budget for additional office funiture.

Raj: But there’s money for a drawer full of red vines, a marshmallow shooting rifle, and a super executive ant farm with glow in the dark sand?

Sheldon: Yes.

Howard: Okay, what if he buys his own desk?

Raj: Yeah, what if I buy my own desk?

Sheldon: That’s ridiculous!

Howard: Why?

Sheldon: Because……

Raj: Yes.

Sheldon: It’s my office…