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Friday chatter

Series "is waiting for us with open citizen ..."



Morning smoking room. There are several people who faithfully observes military principle: even the smallest job requires a lot of smoke. Polukruzhkom stand by the couch. Couple hurt smart, including me posted their "rear" on the couch. Smoke and throwing lazy replica as a seed for idle talk, waiting for the "explosion":
- Here is has managed in one day and the year of birth and Chubais - said, puffing a cigarette Ivanovich, well, the one with the ten years of rubbing eggs warheads.
- Oh tries ... - do not believe we are in a voice. Ivanovich was born, we knew kaneshna because stamped floor holy, but that in and day entot Chubais, this sign.
- Yes it is! Sam was puzzled.
- Guys, watch one - nod my head to the side, standing a bit to the side, Sasha - conscripts commanded by Serdyukov, who is now the Minister of Defense, other relatives about "red-haired."
- And what?
- Yes Niche? In short we have the extreme for all occasions. It is clear that hard, but it is necessary to start with someone. Who will be the first pi3dit? - Ask-task honest company, and a noise ....

- A vosche Che Minister annoy you? - After laughter Sasha, a former company commander Serdyukov.
- In, - I support - pensions raised twice, salaries warriors, the same award for the year.
- Yes, it's not, he added, - interfere Egorych, a retired lieutenant colonel.
- Who? We won the war, and no Supreme Commander Stalin - continues incite. - Taj bitch "Mukudelila" each year was taking fifty billion back into the budget, writing for themselves and their Phoenicia oheritelnye award for the year. Although there are rumors that commanders did not hurt. A Serdyukov arrived and began to divide at all.
- Do you see what kind of salary they have?
- And what? It was as if we knew what kind of money received the same Grechko. It is now on the Internet you will find everything, sales who ibet Vasilyev that today on TV shows - got into the wilds of Alexander.
- So, it's a slap in the us, and not increase - Egorych for her.
- A chezh you fucking did not dodged entogo spit? - Ask the tovarischa laugh.
- Indeed chezh not refrain from raising retirement? - Supported me Sasha. Again, laughter ...

- Hey guys, yesterday at lunch - say tovarischey after the laughter died down, - a chemical Ivanovich bubble like "Silit" studies, glasses on his nose and carefully Chitat. I guard:
- You Th with oak collapsed floor where species to Russian Learning manual? After all, we have to first make, and then to go awry when Odd, then appeal to the user - and he raised his glasses as a periscope and otvetku:
- Here I read how many drops you into a tea splash, so flippers are not glued, but the toilet is occupied - this is the bastard, I talk right now realized that it is not in vain in one day with a red bitch was born, not in vain. Would not have a couple of pills "Viagra" with "Cialis" dissolved in the morning in a kettle-thermos. Oh! A floor idea, and it is necessary to buy. And watch Che do you? And that ish drop my tea! I'll make you a "Bartholomew" day, however, feel sorry for our girls, though, and here they are? I will put in the toilet a few pairs of work gloves with pimples, you will be quiet, quiet myself remember stormy Cadets - zhituha soldier - the laughter of those present, I stopped.

Thus began Friday .... No, not that, at first it was so ...

The morning begins with the dawn, and tea - kofensa ... After all, if the morning did not drink tea at work, the day is lived aimlessly. Sasha comes into the office, holding a bandaged hand vessel, such as half-liter mugs of coffee.
- Sasha, you Th doing? Hand sick, and you it to load, I would have understood if it had a glass of vodka, and coffee, no, I can not understand - do resent. - Once a sick hand, know keep mug with caffeine in the teeth - good advice . - By the way, you know that coffee is bad for the body? You know what? In, the trees produce it to ward off insects, and we drink, grass. Vaughn Igor recently told me that the most expensive coffee in the world, it is eaten by monkeys nevmeru coffee beans, and then, then cocoa. And then they, in a polite, if you say - delicacies collected and thousands of American dollars vparivayut every gourmet perverts. Ugh, shit, I'm sorry, Lord, - took a sip of tea.
-Okay, so we do not drink, but on the hand, I did nothing heavier cups keep - cut Alexander. In his mind it is clear that he had gone for the military council, what do we do?

- And I have five pieces in his hand, was - intervenes Viktor Ivanovich, and shows the right arm.
- Che Ivanovich, "Topol" * fell on his hand? - At the same time interested in the question. And laughter.
- Yes, no, refrigerator compressor on hand fell, - interrupting laughter missilemen. - Went to slesarku, and there he was standing on the bench ...
- When you see Ivanovich, you even stand compressors and lyudyny chatter, they say, from the radiation from missile Nitsche is - interrupting "oskolochnika" and again whinny jerks. But what to call them, because the person five fragments in my head ..., ugh in his hand - the mountain, and they laugh.
- Do not listen to anyone, all we have is, and generally low-dose radiation is useful - Outraged Ivanovic and continued. - In short, I caught his hand on the compressor, pain, blood, rewind, I think it will pass. Ho on the third day the hand was swollen and I potelepalsya the hospital. There first quarrel, then X-rays, and:
- The bone in the wrist for five fragments disintegrated - Gypsum and forty days I was with him in "Diamond Hand". But the main cast successfully imposed, index finger and thumb were free, so that the glass I could always keep - shows Ivanovich as he held container. - A release was not given, said, they say, and serve. And served, and Th cup can hold, then, and with the rocket on the right, he laughed, "pyatioskolochny."
- E Ivanovich, the Guinness book you did not get, we Igor with plaster held three months. We even signed it at all, they say, you have a removable cast, will hire us to give - I bring up the discussion and the company has started the development of a strategic plan for Friday. And what a strategic plan can be on Friday, correctly - vodka, or vodka would be, and in case we find.

Somewhere far away in the afternoon. The operational environment is favorable: messengers loss for "ammunition", and the remaining number of four decomposed. Talk about anything. Dmitry, and the simple way Diman pulled away from the study of a document, although present in the office suspected that he brazenly "ugly face wets" with his eyes open, can the reptile, he studied at the Academy:
- Well you know, I am a careerist? - Certainly know nodded Bosko present. Indeed thirty seven - Colonel - academy, and in the forty already voenpens. Once I was outraged when he said:
- Well, we have enough sand, - referring to himself.
- You Dim Sum, a half a dozen years of service should be, however, is not your fault in entom. But do not talk about the sand, you're too early, and for us, we have th - th ...


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